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Anonymous asked:

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina answered:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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hellanootnoot:

http://www.gofundme.com/9wcpes
I don’t know where else to ask. Here’s my plea.
14 years ago, my parents adopted this incredibly sweet dog for me. She’s been with me ever since and we’re best buddies, she has helped me through so many rough situations. She’s now 15 years old, a grand age. She’s always been healthy, up until now and we suddenly had an emergency.
Unfortunately this emergency operation was late at night in the weekend, extremely unlucky. The bill I am stuck with, I don’t know how to pay for. The clinic agreed I could pay in monthly portions.
July went okay even though only a handful of people helped me. But at the end of this month I have to pay another 150.00 euro, and I have nothing. I can’t spare any more than I already do.
PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR THE OPERATION THAT SAVED MY DOG. Please donate. Even if it’s just one dollar, or one euro.
You can read everything here: http://www.gofundme.com/9wcpes
If you can’t donate, please reblog. 
Please share. It’s free to reblog.

Please reblog and donate if possible!

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hellanootnoot:

http://www.gofundme.com/9wcpes

I don’t know where else to ask. Here’s my plea.

14 years ago, my parents adopted this incredibly sweet dog for me. She’s been with me ever since and we’re best buddies, she has helped me through so many rough situations. She’s now 15 years old, a grand age. She’s always been healthy, up until now and we suddenly had an emergency.

Unfortunately this emergency operation was late at night in the weekend, extremely unlucky. The bill I am stuck with, I don’t know how to pay for. The clinic agreed I could pay in monthly portions.

July went okay even though only a handful of people helped me. But at the end of this month I have to pay another 150.00 euro, and I have nothing. I can’t spare any more than I already do.

PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR THE OPERATION THAT SAVED MY DOG. Please donate. Even if it’s just one dollar, or one euro.

You can read everything here: http://www.gofundme.com/9wcpes

If you can’t donate, please reblog.

Please share. It’s free to reblog.

Please reblog and donate if possible!

richard--trenton-chase
thejehvault:


CENTENNIAL, Colo — In a shocking twist to the ever-changing twists that are shocking in the case, Aurora theater shooting suspect James Holmes has allegedly changed his race to Black and is suing the Aurora Police Department for racial profiling him on the night of the shooting.  Holmes claims that he was merely standing at his car taking a breather, after having escaped from the theater, but because of his race the police assumed he was a thug and arrested him instead the actual perpetrator.  Holmes is calling for all of his supporters to protest the arrest and demand his immediate release. 
"It’s so hard being a black man in this society," claims Holmes, while donning blonde corn rolls.  “They just want to see you fail and they violate your rights.  My name has been smeared in the press.  People think I have a small penis and that my pussy game was weak.  Obviously, since I’m a black man, my penis is NOT small and I get more pussy than a veterinarian.  Enough innocent black men are being tortured by this white-run society.  It’s institutional racism, you know.  They have these institutions and they’re racist and people get caught up and institutionalized and then shit gets all fucked up and it’s weird.  Then you got white privilege just running rampant.  Like, I mean….my best friend, who is black as well, gets followed around the liquor store and I didn’t and that was racist.  So I decided to make a change.  This is the real me.  And according to the police reports, a cracker did the shooting and as you can see, with these CORNROWS, not corn rolls, dude, you might wanna edit that, I am 100% black as hell.  It’s no biggie, though.  I mean, cops do make mistakes.  All I ask is just for them to set a niggie free”   
Holmes’ racial conversion has sparked outrage from loud-mouthed self-proclaimed leaders of the black community.
"It’s appalling!"  Cried some angry black dude.  "He usin white privilege to get outta jail.  I mean….how dare he, you know what I’m sayin?  The nerve of this fool to pull the race card!  I mean…damn!  Shit.  Fuck.  It’s wrong, bruh.  Uh-uh.  That’s like….really fucked up, my man.  No.  Like…I seent him in the courtroom with like blonde braids and shit.  I mean, the fuck is that?  I mean, they looked good and all, I mean who ever done did ‘em is talented but still, I mean…you can’t accumulate, accompensate- acc, um…yeah, acculturate my culture for yo benefit like that.  It’s mad wrong, bruh.  Mad wrong."
Regardless, a small group of protesters has in fact invaded the Arapahoe County Jail, chanting “Set a niggie free!  Set a niggie free!”  Unfortunately none of them wanted to comment other than screaming “The media is POISON!  You will not twist my words, FOX NEWS!”  all while dressed in Bob Marley t-shirts, tie-dye jeggings and yellow crocs.  The thick cloud of marijuana smoke also made it difficult to actually see the protestors.
We have received word that Holmes’ lawyers are filing a motion for case dismissal, seeing as how Holmes’ new race is in direct conflict with what was written in the police report.  
"After all of the stalling and carefully planned delays, I think we may finally have a winner!" said a member of the defense team that asked to remain anonymous.


Ah-May-ZING

thejehvault:

CENTENNIAL, Colo — In a shocking twist to the ever-changing twists that are shocking in the case, Aurora theater shooting suspect James Holmes has allegedly changed his race to Black and is suing the Aurora Police Department for racial profiling him on the night of the shooting.  Holmes claims that he was merely standing at his car taking a breather, after having escaped from the theater, but because of his race the police assumed he was a thug and arrested him instead the actual perpetrator.  Holmes is calling for all of his supporters to protest the arrest and demand his immediate release. 

"It’s so hard being a black man in this society," claims Holmes, while donning blonde corn rolls.  “They just want to see you fail and they violate your rights.  My name has been smeared in the press.  People think I have a small penis and that my pussy game was weak.  Obviously, since I’m a black man, my penis is NOT small and I get more pussy than a veterinarian.  Enough innocent black men are being tortured by this white-run society.  It’s institutional racism, you know.  They have these institutions and they’re racist and people get caught up and institutionalized and then shit gets all fucked up and it’s weird.  Then you got white privilege just running rampant.  Like, I mean….my best friend, who is black as well, gets followed around the liquor store and I didn’t and that was racist.  So I decided to make a change.  This is the real me.  And according to the police reports, a cracker did the shooting and as you can see, with these CORNROWS, not corn rolls, dude, you might wanna edit that, I am 100% black as hell.  It’s no biggie, though.  I mean, cops do make mistakes.  All I ask is just for them to set a niggie free”   

Holmes’ racial conversion has sparked outrage from loud-mouthed self-proclaimed leaders of the black community.

"It’s appalling!"  Cried some angry black dude.  "He usin white privilege to get outta jail.  I mean….how dare he, you know what I’m sayin?  The nerve of this fool to pull the race card!  I mean…damn!  Shit.  Fuck.  It’s wrong, bruh.  Uh-uh.  That’s like….really fucked up, my man.  No.  Like…I seent him in the courtroom with like blonde braids and shit.  I mean, the fuck is that?  I mean, they looked good and all, I mean who ever done did ‘em is talented but still, I mean…you can’t accumulate, accompensate- acc, um…yeah, acculturate my culture for yo benefit like that.  It’s mad wrong, bruh.  Mad wrong."

Regardless, a small group of protesters has in fact invaded the Arapahoe County Jail, chanting “Set a niggie free!  Set a niggie free!”  Unfortunately none of them wanted to comment other than screaming “The media is POISON!  You will not twist my words, FOX NEWS!”  all while dressed in Bob Marley t-shirts, tie-dye jeggings and yellow crocs.  The thick cloud of marijuana smoke also made it difficult to actually see the protestors.

We have received word that Holmes’ lawyers are filing a motion for case dismissal, seeing as how Holmes’ new race is in direct conflict with what was written in the police report.  

"After all of the stalling and carefully planned delays, I think we may finally have a winner!" said a member of the defense team that asked to remain anonymous.

Ah-May-ZING

oldglasgow

oldglasgow:

FROM THE ARCHIVE: The Egyptian Halls - Renovation By Hieroglyph

This week’s From The Archive comes from Union Street. It also comes to you with a message. If you’d like to receive a story from Old Glasgow every week in an email, then click right here before you read on.

There’s a building that those of you who have visited Glasgow will have seen and probably paid no mind. As you pass through the Union Street exit of Glasgow Central, a giant advertising banner and a web of scaffolding greets you from the far side of the street. It’s foreboding, it’s dark, it’s dreich and, unless you’re particularly desperate to purchase the wares from the no-mark shops in the abyss below the canopy, you’re probably slinging it a wide berth.

You might be surprised to learn that one of Glasgow’s most remarkable commercial buildings lurks underneath all that stramash, crumbling ever-quicker with every passing day.

Designed by Alexander “Greek” Thomson in 1870, The Egyptian Halls had space for shops in the ground floor and contained a large exhibition hall as well as warehouse space in the upper levels. It is even said that the exhibition space once displayed one of the Egyptian tombs uncovered at Thebes.

Given that the Egyptian Halls are not so-called because of their architecture (it owes more to Thomson’s predilection for the Greek Classical style). It’s thought that it either took its name from the Thebes exhibition or an Egyptian theme in some of the ground floor shops. The truth of that is lost to time, I’m afraid. I’m going for the tomb though- that’s much cooler.

In this letter to his brother, Greek Thomson himself describes the exalted praise which the building received.

"He [the client] is very proud of the building – a writer in The Architect says of it – this is probably the Architect’s most successful effort, and we doubt if its equal, for originality, grandeur of treatment or imposing effect, could be found in any City, not excepting the Metropolis itself.”

So why not just renovate it?

It’s not that simple, genius.

As I mentioned earlier, the building is slowly crumbling as time ravages its interior and makes the outer walls structurally unsound (as shown in this email from the architect). 

Funding has been a huge problem for a project seeking to preserve the building’s original construction as far as possible. It will come as no surprise to many of you that a previous plan to tear down everything but the façade received much more support from funding bodies. the story of Greek Thomson’s Egyptian Halls may yet have a happy ending. 

Instead of being demolished, The Egyptian Halls may yet emerge from its scaffolded cocoon as a retail space and hotel, acting as a catalyst to put Union Street back on the retail map of Glasgow.

There’s no doubt that one of Glasgow’s finest buildings, by one of her finest architects, deserves a second chance at life, especially when the option is replacing it with yet another soulless box. Leave that nonsense to Buchanan Street.

You can find out more about The Egyptian Halls and the struggle to bring it back to life at the project’s website.

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